Grumble, smokers, grumble
An open letter to the smokers at the bus stop:
I realize the huge inconvenience, that the demolition of the building at the bus stop has disrupted the natural pattern of waiting and has dislocated the stop by twenty feet. No longer are there the neatly segregated groups of people, the groupings of people that exhibit the unspoken rule of public conduct where the smokers politely stand downwind from the non-smokers. No, this disruption seems to have confused the smokers as they can now be found sprinkled evenly amongst the non-smokers. Although you may find it acceptable to smell like ass, I, however, do not. So I implore you to return to your courteous behavior and be considerate to the fellow weary travelers heading home after work who do not wish to smell like ass.
A special note to you, you know who you are, the smoker who seeks out and stands very close to non-smokers and seems to intentionally exhale your ass poison right into their faces even though they go to great lengths to avoid you. You are singularly one of the most inconsiderate human beings I have encountered.
Thank you for your attention.