Nail clipper society
Can someone please tell me, why is it that anytime I need a pair of fingernail clippers, I can never find a pair in our house! I swear we have bought at least dozen of them over the past couple years. I know I've seen at least two pair in the past week, naturally when I didn't need them they were in the way, where they are now, I do not know.
I'm starting to be convinced there is a secret civilization of fingernail clippers. Somewhere in our house we are going to find a community of dozens of nail clippers clicking and chatting together.
Either that or Greenbean has a fascination for them and is hoarding them in some hidden corner.